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A red slot car braking through the kitchen with motion-blurred cabinets

Playtest 20260920-Beta

DIRTY SLOTS

SMALL CARS. FULL CONTACT.

Tiny cars. A real house. Four glowing lanes, rockets, mines, and a track editor that will put a loop on the fridge.

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Windows, Mac, and Android builds from the current FPV playtest. Drive first; GitHub if Google rate-limits you.

x64 · DirectX 11

Windows

DirtySlots-Playtest-20260920-Beta-Windows.zip

Download Windows GitHub mirror

Apple Silicon · Metal

Mac

DirtySlots-Playtest-20260920-Beta-Mac.zip

Unsigned build. Right-click the app and choose Open the first time.

Download Mac GitHub mirror

ARM64 · APK

Android

DirtySlots-Android.apk

Download Android GitHub mirror

The game

Slot cars, house scale.

You are a few inches tall and the living room is a racetrack. Drive the hallway, bank the stairs, clip the kitchen island, and dump someone into a mine before the next cup race.

It is physics combat on four-lane slot track: EMP, rockets, mines, lane-lock, LAN or direct-IP, and a workshop that draws walls, ceilings, and loops through the house.

Racing past a living-room sofa with a question-block powerup on the rail

Grand Prix

Three races. One cup. House Circuit, Whole House GP, and the rest of the campaign map pack.
Time Trials

Chase your best lap through kitchens, hallways, and upstairs downforce.
Track Editor

Build something wild. Draw on floors, walls, and ceilings. Keep the workshop saves.
Online

LAN and direct IP. Four cars, four lanes, full contact.
Powerups

Rockets, mines, EMP, lane-lock. The rail does not make you polite.
FPV

Cockpit view, 72° FOV, the house rushing past at slot-car speed.

Look

A Second Look

In the house

Gallery

Close follow on a kitchen island rail — Kitchen

Banking through House Circuit at speed — House Circuit

Three cars climbing a kitchen bank — Kitchen Circuit

Blasting under hanging question-block powerups — Living Room Rush

Racing past a living-room sofa — Furniture Freestyle

Three cars on a wall-run above the house — House Wall Run

A red slot car ripping down a carpeted hallway — Hallway Hustle

Cornering over a dining-room rug — Dinner Is Served

Banking through the basement — Basement Banks

Turning an upstairs hallway — Upstairs Run

Whole-house grand prix through the home — Whole House GP

Night racing through the garage with motion blur — Garage After Dark

Patio circuit after dark — Patio Crashers

Upstairs downforce through the house — Upstairs Downforce

House Party grand prix — House Party GP

Weaving the kitchen counters — Counter Culture

Office circuit through cubicles — Office Circuit

Sprinting a meeting room — Meeting Room Sprint

Office corridor at speed — Corridor Express

Dashing across office desks — Desktop Dash

Weaving workstations — Workstation Weave

Conference room crossfire — Conference Crossfire

Office wall ride — Office Wall Ride

Driving a ceiling loop over an office interior — Ceiling Shift

Sweeping an office carpet bank — Office Grand Prix